Yikes.

[phil@life ~/fiancee]$ confusedemotions > /dev/null

[phil@life ~/fiancee]$ echo $WTF

bash: environment variable not found

[phil@life ~/fiancee]$ man women

no manual entry for women

[phil@life ~/fiancee]$ apropos something sensible

kmahjongg (1) - The classic mahjongg game for KDE project

[phil@life ~/fiancee]$ /usr/local/bin/kmahjongg


[…]


me wonders what that was all about.