Compare and Contrast
Posted by phil on 18 Feb 2004 at 09:30 am | Tagged as: Uncategorized
Comparative study of Calculus and Hitting yourself in the face with a Hammer |
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| Calculus | Hammer | Winner | ||||||
| Lasts a whole year Gets harder with time Possible emotional damage Must get up at 0730 Requires retention of facts Need a heavy book Share the pain with classmates Makes you want to curse |
Quick and transient Gets easier as you become numb Permanent facial scarring Can be done at any time You can repress the painful memories Need a heavy hammer Face it on your own Makes you want to curse |
Hammer Hammer Toss-up Hammer Hammer Toss-up Calculus Toss-up |
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