Comparative study of Calculus and Hitting yourself in the face with a Hammer
Calculus Hammer Winner
Lasts a whole year
Gets harder with time
Possible emotional damage
Must get up at 0730
Requires retention of facts
Need a heavy book
Share the pain with classmates
Makes you want to curse 		Quick and transient
Gets easier as you become numb
Permanent facial scarring
Can be done at any time
You can repress the painful memories
Need a heavy hammer
Face it on your own
Makes you want to curse 		Hammer
Hammer
Toss-up
Hammer
Hammer
Toss-up
Calculus
Toss-up