Libertarian arguments against the interfering inefficiency and endless paperwork of governments are much more convincing when read in that pinnacle of beaurocratic ineptitude known as the DMV.

So as I walked back from the DMV, I savoured the delicous irony (as well as the delicious artificially-flavoured fruit snacks) of being a legal driver for the first time in my life whilst having to walk to the bus stop. (Zeugma!)