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Two girls walk into the Student Union Building. They approach everyone they see:

“Are you a Democrat?”
“Are you a Democrat?”

Not having much luck, they move through the building:

“We need to talk to a Democrat.”
“Are you a democrat?”
”…Really?”
”…No, we need to talk to someone who’s really a Democrat. You can’t just pretend you are.”
“Are you a Democrat?”
“Where are we going to find a Democrat?”

They left the building with their search unsatisfied.

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I hate 8:00 am classes. Linear Algebra: no thank you.

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I’m not going to say anything about the election yet (except for “Sorry,
Phillipe, maybe in 2008”.) However, I think Abe Lewis has a reasoned, non-frantic explanation of things, which is a rare and valuable thing.

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Q: Why does Michael Moore have a beard?

A: Because he’s never heard of Occam’s Razor!

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