freebsd daemon
Wheeee—migration is complete. It took far longer than it should have since I left for the weekend and forgot to allow administrator logins. Oops. Anyway, now I have a respectable FreeBSD server that not only serves this web site, but acts as a network gateway and firewall for the apartment.

On an unrelated note, I think a reasonably effective argument against Intelligent Design can be made concerning wisdom teeth.