I found on Wikipedia an alternate translation of All Your Base:

    A.D. 2101
    The war has begun.

    Captain: What was that?!
    Chief Engineer: It appears someone has planted bombs.
    Operator: Captain! We have an incoming transmission!
    Captain: What? Who?
    Operator: I'll put it on the main screen.
    Captain: You! You're...
    CATS [with sarcasm]: You seem to be preoccupied, gentlemen.
    CATS: With the kind cooperation of the Federation
          forces, all of your bases now belong to us.
    CATS: Your ship, too, will soon meet its end.
    Captain: That's... impossible!
    CATS: Thanks for coming out this far. You have made it too easy.
    CATS: Make the most of these last moments of your lives.
    CATS: Ha ha ha ha ha...
    Operator: Captain...
    Captain: Operator, give a launch order to all ZIG fighters, now!
    Captain: We have no time to lose. It's up to them.
    Captain: All our hope for the future is in their hands.
    Captain: Godspeed, ZIG fighters!

For some reason, it’s still funny…. I don’t quite know why.