This fellow I know named Mar is in a position where I believe he could put Xanga out of business fairly easily. I hope he takes my advice—it would make the world a better place.

So Mar—here’s what you need to do:

  1. Get popular. Get your name out. This will bring in the crowds who want to see your nifty artwork.
  2. Start posting all your images in BMP instead of JPG. (This is the sneaky bit.)
  3. Listen to the weeping as Xanga’s bandwidth costs go through the roof.
  4. ???
  5. Profit!