So Noah’s got this world map on the floor that he plays around on. It’s been just as educational for us, as we’re updating our 1980s-carmen-sandiego-level geography[1] and learning some new flags. In order to pass on this education to our readers, I’ll go over a few of the most notable flags and the things that make them stand out:

  • Most Upbeat
    Nothing says “Unbridled optimism is the order of the day” like Seychelles’. Macedonia gets honorable mention though.
    The flag of Seychelles
  • Least Interesting to Color-blind People
    This one is a dead tie between Libya and Bangladesh.
    Libyan flag Bangladesh's flag
  • Most Free-spirited
    Look at those Nepalese… their flag isn’t even rectangular! Way to think outside the box, guys.
    Nepal flag
  • Most Blatant Rip-off of Indonesia
    This one without a doubt goes to Monaco. You deserve it, Monaco! (Honorable mentions: Singapore, Poland, and Malta.)
    Monaco flag
  • Furthest Downhill
    Russia gets this one. The USSR’s flag was pretty bold and memorable, but now Russia’s is just stripes.
    Russian flag
  • Most Stars
    The United States has fifty; it would be pretty impractical for another country to try to top this.
    usa flag
  • Most Difficult to Draw
    Wait, did you say fifty stars?
    usa flag

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